1. heteroiero:

    we went in the darkroom today and  looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger 

    (Source: luceum, via forward)

     

  2. seabelle:

    I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

    (via atljackbarakat)

     
  3. spinsterprivilege:

    cinnamonxwolf:

    iswearimnotnaked:

    If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

    THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

    Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!

    (via atljackbarakat)

     

  4. rneerkat:

    “i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

    (via sideb00b)

     

  5. jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    (Source: fullmetaljackit, via atljackbarakat)

     
  6. notbeingconstructive:

    paintgod:

    my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

    now THAT’s arty.

    (via studip)

     

  7. a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

    a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    what do birds do 

    image

    I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

    (via thepacificrimjob)

     

  8. carryonmywincestson:

    INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

    (via measurable)

     

  9. burgrs:

    my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

    (via atljackbarakat)

     

  10. mebemrcupcakes:

    If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

    It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

    (via atljackbarakat)

     

  11. tom-fuckdogs:

    castielloveshispaintedwhore:

    queef182:

    welcome-to-the-band-parade:

    tommie-delonge:

    wet-lemon:

    tommie-delonge:

    welcome-to-the-band-parade:

    marks-ass-chin:

    punkrockhedgehog182:

    mychemicalhuevos:

    am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

    hitchin-a-ride-to-suburbia:

    uppercased:

    but is water really wet or does it cause wetness??

    Shit.

    Piss.

    fuck

    cunt

    cocksucker

    motherfucker

    tits

    fart

    turd

    and twat

    I FUCKED YOUR MOM

    DID BLINK-182 JUST STEAL A POST

    image

    (Source: cheezboiga, via atljackbarakat)

     

  12. beyoncebeytwice:

    i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

    (via atljackbarakat)

     

  13. richarcl:

    i hı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ate when there’s something on your screen

    (Source: homophobic, via atljackbarakat)

     

  14. itseasytoremember:

    capslockapocalypse:

    letmusicsetyoufreee:

    frankienathanieljonas:

    bubblelumps:

    was voldemort a virgin

    #did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

    Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

    TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

    doing the do with you know who

    (via averaqejoe)

     

  15. *eats you out as a friend*

    chiefsimba:

    iknownothingisalliknow:

    revitiligo:

    thepoetspace:

    amerikkkanpie:

    Blows your back out as your homie

    Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

    makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

    Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

    hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

    (Source: aterriblehusband, via queenofbeerss)